Programming Language Hot Takes

• Python - BEHOLD, THE UNDERSCORES OF MY PEOPLE
• Ruby - BEHOLD, THE INVERTED IF STATEMENTS OF MY PEOPLE
• Go - BEHOLD, THE COPY/PASTE OF MY PEOPLE
• Java - BEHOLD, THE BOILERPLATE WORKFLOWS OF MY PEOPLE
• C - BEHOLD, SEGMENTATION FAULT CORE DUMPED
• C++ - BEHOLD, THE TEMPLATE EXPANSION OF MY PEOPLE
• C# - BEHOLD, THE SYNTACTIC SUGAR OF MY PEOPLE
• Rust - BEHOLD, THE UNWRAP OF MY PEOPLE
• JavaScript - BEHOLD, THE CALLBACK OF this.PEOPLE.then(getMyTribalGroupOfTheMonth())
• Haskell - BEHOLD, THE unsafeDo (IO x) => x OF MY PEOPLE
• Lisp - BEHOLD, (THE (PARANTHESES (OF MY PEOPLE)))
• Forth - BEHOLD PEOPLE MY DICTIONARY OF SENTENCE
  

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  Posted on: 2018-06-18
  Tagged as: programming, rant